the other time i came across this joke...
there was a man strolling down the beach when he tripped on a bottle... feeling angry, he kicked the bottle and a genie appeared from it... they genie was angry that the man kicked the bottle but he granted the man 3 wishes... but whatever the man wishes for... the person he hated the most will get twice as much... who in this case is his boss... the man agreed and ask for his first wish... his first wish was 22 million dollars... so the genie deposited 22 million bucks in the man's bank account while 44 million dollars was deposited in his boss' account... his next wish was to own 2 cars... a ferrari and a porshe... so 2 cars appeared in the man's garage and 4 cars , 2 each, appeared in his boss' garage... when the genie asked the man for his last wish... the man said... "well i'd always wanted to donate a kidney..."
